Waking Up & Choosing Violence Raccoon Tee | Funny Coffee Shirt

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Some mornings require coffee.
Others require a warning.

This cozy, relaxed-fit tee features our “Waking up and choosing violence” raccoon—perfect for anyone who shouldn’t be spoken to before caffeine.

Whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or silently judging the world with your coffee in hand… this shirt gets it.

☕ Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Relaxed, slightly oversized fit
• Unisex sizing (true to size)
• Durable high-quality print

🎨 Available Colors:

Black • Faded Black • Cream • Graphite

📏 Sizing:

• Unisex fit (size up for oversized look)
• XS–3XL 

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wash inside out, cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design

⚡ Perfect For:

• Coffee lovers ☕
• Introverts
• Morning people (but like… the angry kind)
• Gift ideas with personality